let them read cake

the headlines on the cnn website, as of 2pm today...

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• Jennifer Aniston photographed kissing Vince Vaughn
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yes, that jennifer aniston and vince vaugh were photographed smooching is news on the order of hussein's lawyer being kidnapped and the kids thrown into the sf bay.

and cnn (and the rest of the media) wonder why they get slammed.